YEE HAW!!! Come on out to Riverside between now and May 1st for some foot stompin, knee slapping country entertainment compliments of Miss Mona’s “Chicken Ranch” and her hip shakin, limber bodied call girls. Yes, the “Chicken Ranch” is one of them kinda places. You know….!!!! Ah shucks, It’s just a “Lil’ Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place and there’s nothing dirty goin on.” Least that’s what the song says.
The story is based on THE “Chicken Ranch”; supposedly one of the oldest continuously running Brothels in the nation. Everybody knew about “The Chicken Ranch” but everybody looked the other way. That is until Watchdog reporter Melvin Zindler (Melvin P. Thorpe in our production) and his “Dogettes” started broadcasting the existence of this house of ill repute, this Brothel, this “Whorehouse” all over the news. Watch the sparks fly in a media frenzy worthy of a spoof on the Johnny Carson Show.
Of course anytime you showcase the attributes of Texas, Cowboy football has to make an appearance. And what an appearance they make. Have you ever wanted to take a peak inside the locker room and see all those well-developed stallions in all their glory? Well they come close to exposing it all. No, my pictures here aren’t going to give it ALL away!!!
This production fills the stage with lots of familiar faces as many cast members from Chicago, It’s a Wonderful Life, and Hair Spray continue to amaze the audience in new dramatic endeavors. Riverside welcomes two new leading actors to this production. Kathy Halenda graces the stage In the lead role of Mona Stangley; the madam of the Chicken Ranch, and Christopher Gillespie plays a totally convincing Texas Sheriff, Ed Earl Dodd. Also debuting in this production are Nancy M. Furey as Durla, a Melvin P. Thorpe singer, and Doatsey Mae understudy; Brandi Long as Taddy Jo and a Melvin P. Thorpe Singer; Justin Mohay as a farmer, a football player and a Dogette; Melvin Shoemaker as a male swing, and Julie Sowers as a female swing and Shy understudy. A Great start for these up and coming actors.
Directing this production of “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” is the uncompromising, not so new anymore, Associate Artistic Director for Riverside Dinner Theater, Patrick Ahearn. Patrick is joined by the fabulous choreographer you know from Footloose and Chicago, Christopher Noffke and the wonderfully talented Jason Michael as Musical Director. You will see Jason on the stage also as the lively and colorful reporter Melvin P. Thorpe.
Call and make your reservations early. Running till May 1, “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” closes out Season Twelve at the Riverside Dinner Theater.
Season ticket packets consisting of 1 ticket for each of the 5 main shows in Season Thirteen are now available. Season Thirteen (2011 – 2012) opens May 6th and will showcase:
Hello Dolly May 6 to July 3, 2011 (Celebrity Actress Sally Struthers will be playing the part of Dolly)
All Shook Up July 8 to Sep. 11, 2011
Dream Girls Sep. 16 to Nov. 20, 2011
A Special 6 week performance of White Christmas Nov. 26th to Dec. 31, 2011 (not included in the season ticket packet)
Miss Saigon Jan. 6 to Mar. 4, 2012
Cabaret Mar. 9 to Apr. 29, 2012
Riverside Dinner Theater and Conference Facility
95 Riverside Parkway, Fredericksburg, VA 22406
540-370-4500 http://www.riversidedt.com
This Blog written by:
Kathie Abercrombie
Realtor
Avery Hess Realtors
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